the start of my blog

hi everyone, my name is elliott, but people call me smelliott, or my grandpa who has a strong chinese accent calls me idiott. my parents also call me ETF (elliott the friendly) as i am super friendly. well i've decided to start a blog as i hear its the latest thing to do. my mum and dad help me type, as i often mash all keys on the keyboard up due to my fat paws, just like that simpson's episode when homer got so fat, he couldnt dial out on the phone.